STRANGE happenings (+ jokes)

  

Case 1:  See you tomorrow!

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile…. somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve reached

Date: September 6, 2012

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I’ve just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby

Case 2: Toilet

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other cubicle saying: “Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but I do not know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

“Doing’ just fine!”

And the other guy says: “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!”

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. “Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him

“No……..I’m a little busy right now!!!”

Then I hear the guy say nervously…

“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!”

Case 3:  Enjoy your bus ride

Heard this spooky tale over the radio.  If you are ready, please board the bus….

A bus driver started a fresh day on the road early one morning with few passengers onboard.  About an hour later he realised most if not all commuters have disembarked.  When he looked into the mirror, he saw a young, petite lady in white outfit with white long flowing hairs sitting at the back row alone.

Just when he paused the vehicle momentarily at the light junction, the image seemed to be out of sight.  At this point in time, he was about to make a corner turn and his heart was beating rapidly.  Losing some balance, the swing caused the bus to jolt hard.

When he looked into the mirror again, the image re-appeared with the long hairs covering a pale face.  The sight and thought of it made him shuddered. Nevertheless, he told himself to be calm and slowed the moving pace to observe carefully.  Once again, he looked into the mirror and noticed the image was gone?

The fear was mounting and he drove uncontrollably, causing the bus to wobble badly.  At the next traffic junction, he had to brake abruptly as the amber light was changing red.  He took another peep in the mirror and to his horror, the lady in white had hairs pushed back and blood streaming down her face.

Before he can take a closer look, the white image was moving towards him from behind, touched his shoulder jerkily…..

She whispered breathlessly: ”WHY ARE YOU SUCH A RECKLESS DRIVER.  EACH TIME YOU PAUSED THE VEHICLE, I WAS TRYING TO TIE MY SHOE’S LACE AND BEFORE I DID IT, YOU MOVED AGAIN IN SUCH A VIOLENT MANNER.  YOU WANT TO KILL ME URH ??? “

Hey is time to get down the bus….Don't freeze…..