(1) How many BABIES?
Four husbands were waiting anxiously in a hospital for their wives to give birth. Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first daddy:
“Congratulations, you’ve got twins!”
“Oh!….. maybe it’s just a coincidence” said the daddy, “as I’m working at the Petronas Twin Towers”.
Then another nurse came out of the room and told the second daddy:
“Congratulations, you’ve got triplets!”
“Wooow!, this is a coincidence too” said the second daddy. “I am working for 3M Corporation”.
A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third daddy:
“Congratulations! your wife got quadruplets”
“Thanks God. Perhaps this is also a coincidence”. “I work at Four Seasons Hotel!”
Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was becoming very worried.
All the 3 daddies asked him: “Why do you look so worried?”
He answered, “I work at Seven-Eleven!”
(2) Who shot the bear?
An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor’s office. He says to the doctor,
“I’ve never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that !!!”
The doctor thinks for a second and then says,”Let me tell you a story……
I know this guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. One day as he’s in a hurry to go hunting he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he’s in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?”
The old man says, “That’s impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!”
“EXACTLY” says the doctor.
(3) Rejection
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours??
No, I work in a condom factory and these are customers' complaints.
Do you know why seawater is always tastes salty?
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female.
Sperm whale was named after the milky white waxy substance which appears like semen found in its head. It has the biggest brain, found in an animal in the world – more than five times heavier than a human’s.
“Congratulations, you’ve got twins!”
“Oh!….. maybe it’s just a coincidence” said the daddy, “as I’m working at the Petronas Twin Towers”.
Then another nurse came out of the room and told the second daddy:
“Congratulations, you’ve got triplets!”
“Wooow!, this is a coincidence too” said the second daddy. “I am working for 3M Corporation”.
A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third daddy:
“Congratulations! your wife got quadruplets”
“Thanks God. Perhaps this is also a coincidence”. “I work at Four Seasons Hotel!”
Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was becoming very worried.
All the 3 daddies asked him: “Why do you look so worried?”
He answered, “I work at Seven-Eleven!”
(2) Who shot the bear?
“I’ve never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that !!!”
The doctor thinks for a second and then says,”Let me tell you a story……
I know this guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. One day as he’s in a hurry to go hunting he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he’s in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?”
The old man says, “That’s impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!”
“EXACTLY” says the doctor.
(3) Rejection
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours??
No, I work in a condom factory and these are customers' complaints.
Do you know why seawater is always tastes salty?
Sperm whale was named after the milky white waxy substance which appears like semen found in its head. It has the biggest brain, found in an animal in the world – more than five times heavier than a human’s.
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