(1) Urge on friday night
In a kampung, there lived a 25 years old single guy by the name of Chin Chee Hong. Given his age and vitality, it became a daily ritual to have sex. To quench his thirst, he visited a brothel in his village for prostitution paying $100 each time. This was his favorite pastime until he was retrenched by his company.
Being part of his lifestyle, sex is a must. One fine day as he appeared at the doorstep of the brothel, the pimp Ah Beng smilingly said:
“Chee Hong, come leh, you are our regular customer, give you 20% discount today.”
Without a job he had only $13 in his pocket but the urge was so intense and so he pleaded:
“Eh, friend, today I am left with $13 only, how? Can help me? I BEY TA HAN! (cant control any longer)”
The pimp thought for a while and replied:
“OK, Chee Hong give me $10. Go straight to that room on the right. She is waiting for you. You can ramp until you are satisfied.”
So off he went in and opened the door. To his astonishment, he saw a big turtle lying on the floor. Unable to endure his urge any longer, there was no choice but to make love to the poor turtle. After completed his business, he went home feeling somewhat satisfied.
The next day, Chee Hong came to the brothel again and looked for the same pimp.
“Beng ah, today I am left with $3. The urge is here again. I beg you to help me.”
The pimp thought for a while and said:
“OK, old friend, give me the $3. Go to the last room on the left.”
Chee Hong went in and opened the door. To his surprise, he saw about 6 to 7 men peeping through the wall and masturbating. As he had paid, nothing should be missed and he did the same. To his amazement, he saw a naked man making love to a female dog in the next room. He could not help but laughed very loudly while enjoying the scene.
“Ah…ha ha ha aha ha, wow, shiok man, pay $3 can see this type of solid show, so funny.”
The man standing next to him noticed he was so thrilled and said:
“Yesterday, more solid, we all pay only 50 cents to see one stupid fellow having sex with a big turtle. That one, lagi shiok!!!”
(2) Chinese vs Western doctor
Guys: Have a good laugh. Take care of your precious jewel…..
In a kampung, there lived a 25 years old single guy by the name of Chin Chee Hong. Given his age and vitality, it became a daily ritual to have sex. To quench his thirst, he visited a brothel in his village for prostitution paying $100 each time. This was his favorite pastime until he was retrenched by his company.
Being part of his lifestyle, sex is a must. One fine day as he appeared at the doorstep of the brothel, the pimp Ah Beng smilingly said:
Without a job he had only $13 in his pocket but the urge was so intense and so he pleaded:
“Eh, friend, today I am left with $13 only, how? Can help me? I BEY TA HAN! (cant control any longer)”
The pimp thought for a while and replied:
“OK, Chee Hong give me $10. Go straight to that room on the right. She is waiting for you. You can ramp until you are satisfied.”
So off he went in and opened the door. To his astonishment, he saw a big turtle lying on the floor. Unable to endure his urge any longer, there was no choice but to make love to the poor turtle. After completed his business, he went home feeling somewhat satisfied.
The next day, Chee Hong came to the brothel again and looked for the same pimp.
“Beng ah, today I am left with $3. The urge is here again. I beg you to help me.”
The pimp thought for a while and said:
“OK, old friend, give me the $3. Go to the last room on the left.”
Chee Hong went in and opened the door. To his surprise, he saw about 6 to 7 men peeping through the wall and masturbating. As he had paid, nothing should be missed and he did the same. To his amazement, he saw a naked man making love to a female dog in the next room. He could not help but laughed very loudly while enjoying the scene.
“Ah…ha ha ha aha ha, wow, shiok man, pay $3 can see this type of solid show, so funny.”
The man standing next to him noticed he was so thrilled and said:
“Yesterday, more solid, we all pay only 50 cents to see one stupid fellow having sex with a big turtle. That one, lagi shiok!!!”
(2) Chinese vs Western doctor
Guys: Have a good laugh. Take care of your precious jewel…..
Whilst travelling in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not usually use a condom. A week later after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately consults a western doctor. As this is an unusual case, the doctor conducts some tests and will reveal the result in two days time. The man returns few days later and the comments are:
“I’ve got bad news for you — you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and pleads:
“Well, give me a shot or something to fix it up, Doc.”
The doctor answers: “I’m sorry, as there’s no known cure yet, we can only amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.”
The doctor replies: “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is the only solution.”
The following day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he will know more about the disease. After examining his penis the doctor proclaims:
“Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease.”
The guy inquiries: “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: “Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!”
Oh, Thank God!” the man is so relieved to hear that.
“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor, “You no worry! Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself! You save money.”
Horrified, he immediately consults a western doctor. As this is an unusual case, the doctor conducts some tests and will reveal the result in two days time. The man returns few days later and the comments are:
“I’ve got bad news for you — you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and pleads:
“Well, give me a shot or something to fix it up, Doc.”
The doctor answers: “I’m sorry, as there’s no known cure yet, we can only amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.”
The doctor replies: “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is the only solution.”
“Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease.”
The guy inquiries: “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: “Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!”
Oh, Thank God!” the man is so relieved to hear that.
“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor, “You no worry! Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself! You save money.”
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