(1) Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Ans: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
(2) Two French men and one French woman
Ans: All three are living happily together in a menage a trois.
(3) Two German men and one German woman
Ans: The two guys have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
(4) Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Ans: The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman serves them.
(5) Two English men and one English woman
Ans: The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
(6) Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Ans: The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
(7) Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Ans: The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
(8) Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Ans: The two Chinese men have set up a retail store, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply labour.
(9) Two Irish men and one Irish woman
Ans: The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they were satisfied because the English were not having any fun.
(10) Two American men and one American woman
Ans: The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why did they not bring a goddamn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping…
Last but not least....
(11) Two Singapore men and a Singapore woman
The two men are waiting for instructions from the Government on how to proceed. Meanwhile, all three have to stay clear from each other.
Ans: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
(2) Two French men and one French woman
Ans: All three are living happily together in a menage a trois.
(3) Two German men and one German woman
Ans: The two guys have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
(4) Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Ans: The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman serves them.
(5) Two English men and one English woman
Ans: The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
(6) Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Ans: The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
(7) Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Ans: The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
(8) Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Ans: The two Chinese men have set up a retail store, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply labour.
(9) Two Irish men and one Irish woman
Ans: The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they were satisfied because the English were not having any fun.
(10) Two American men and one American woman
Ans: The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why did they not bring a goddamn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping…
(11) Two Singapore men and a Singapore woman
The two men are waiting for instructions from the Government on how to proceed. Meanwhile, all three have to stay clear from each other.
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