How to be a BETTER couple (with jokes)

  

Trust is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.

Steps to take to enjoy each other better: (Enjoy the beautiful soap flowers handcrafted by villagers in Chiang Rai available as souvenirs all around Thailand)


1. Be realistic about each other – Do not be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. This true understanding can be the binding force in a mature relationship. Thus, chill out, love each other for what you are. There is more to your partner than what meets the eye.

A man asked his father-in-law, “Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?”

The father-in-law answered in a smile, “Never criticise your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you.”

2. Always talk things out – More ladies than men are in a better position to resolve issues this way. Do not make assumptions about each other’s feelings. Instead, learn to express yourself better so that your partner understands what you are mad about, or hurt about, or even happy about! Remember, when you stop talking to each other from the heart, it is the beginning of the end.

3. Do stuff together – Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find time. Make an effort to do things together. Engage in some shared activities both of you enjoy or are interested in eg. watching movie. If you are spending more time with your buddies than with your partner, it is a warning sign that you are drifting apart!


4. Meet at midway – A little giving and taking to compromise in a relationship is necessary at all times to keep going without undue friction.

5. Shower your love – Do not forget, a person’s greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated. It is wonderful to show someone that you still care or being romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while.


6. Mutual respect  – Love is about respecting each other’s feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times. Therefore, do not use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.

7. Bury the past – Stop bringing up the past, especially unpleasant experiences that can affect mutual feelings. Do not attempt to dig into past relationship in a moment of jeolousy. This is like a poison that slowly spreads through the relationship before finally killing it.

8. Be committed -  Making your partner your priority and avoid disappointments like cancelling dates and breaking promises randomly. When this feeling of no importance is strong, your partner may think is time to part.

9. Be honest – Honesty is clear expression of your feelings short of being blunt and sarcastic. A relationship without honesty probably is not worth anything.



Best advice:

The quickest way to receive love is to give;

The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and

The best way to keep love is to give it wings.

Creating perfect relationship?

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested “I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.”

The SDU officer said, “Your requirements, please!”

“Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don’t go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.”

The officer listened carefully and replied, “I understand you need television.”]

Marriage & Divorce (jokes)

Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!

 

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

  

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top…….

How not to stay unhappy together (jokes)

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog – you know he’ll shut up when he comes in.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied “A billionaire.”

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
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A couple were being interviewed on their Golden Wedding Anniversary. “In all that time did you ever consider divorce?” they were asked.

“Oh, no, not divorce,”

One said. “Murder sometimes, but never divorce.”