Thursday, 15 May 2014

Challenge your mind

  

(1)  The fishing story

The Japanese are famous for loving fresh fish and eating them raw (sushi). However, the supply is fast depleting in the coastal waters of Japan in recent times. To feed the increasing Japanese population, more catches are required and fishing trawlers have to be bigger and venture further out. However, this poses a problem as the return trip takes more than a few days and the fish will not be fresh then. Freezers have to be installed to preserve the freshness of the catch once harvested at sea.

Even then, the Japanese could tell the difference between fresh and frozen fish. As freshness is compromised, prices fetched are not desirable. The fishing companies were left with no choice but to install tanks to keep the fish alive. It was subsequently found that after a little thrashing around, the fish became exhausted and bored, but managed to keep alive. Again, the lively taste of freshness was below satisfaction.

If you were consulting the fish industry, what would you recommend?

Tips:  To preserve the freshness of the fish, let them remain in the tanks. Small sharks are placed inside every tank with the fish caught. The shark needs to eat only a few fish, but keep the rest arrived in a very lively state.

THE FISH ARE DELIBERATELY CHALLENGED !


(2) Who to pick up?

Driving down the winding road in your two seater car on a wild, stormy night, you spotted three people at the bus stop seeking help -

1. A frail-looking old lady in her dying moment;

2. A great buddy who once saved your life;

3. The dream partner you have been looking for all these years.

Given the limitation in helping only one, which one would you choose to offer a ride to, As your decision may involve moral/ethnical consideration, think hard as life is at stake, chance to repay your saver and the perfect mate you are craving for.

This case study was once actually used as part of a job application. During the session, 200 candidates attended but only one was on the right track.

He simply answered: ‘I would give the car keys to my buddy and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.’

Bravo!

Recommendations

Most people are fearful of challenges because failing can ruin their perspective of life. The situation can be tough if challenges are too big or too many presented at the same time. If your challenges are the correct size, and if you are steadily conquering them, you can gain lots of satisfaction.

What is constantly pulling us back is our stubborn thought, and thus changing the mindset is necessary. A burst of energy can propel us to take on new challenges and change that perspective of life if we learn the episode with the right frame of mind.  The sheer determination to success lies on how to reorganize, counting on our resources, skills and abilities. In fact, people who are intelligent, persistent and competent appreciate a good problem. These positive thinking individuals are excited to try new solutions and enjoy the fun of discovering new ways.

For the majority of the people the best solution is derived in a simple manner. It was observed by L. Ron Hubbard in the early 1950′s.

“Man thrives, oddly enough, only in the presence of a challenging environment.”

They lead a simple life. As soon as a wonderful mate is found, start a family and bear children. At the later part of their lives, clear off all debt commitments and stay free. As there is no need to work so hard anymore, a person tends to relax and lose passion. This is alike the same experience of lottery winners who waste their money, wealthy heirs who never grow up and bored homemakers who get addicted to prescription drugs.

Life is a challenge if we dare to set bigger goals once the smaller ones are met. As an extension, once you meet your personal or family needs, move onto goals for your group, the society and the great mankind!

Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Hello! Are you HAPPY?

  

With the success of Bhutan in achieving high rating for Gross National Happiness Index, some countries like Canada, France and UK are adopting benchmark to measure the level of national happiness too.  This is a deviation from traditional practice of measuring success using economic indicators such as GDP.


With the basic needs (eg. food and security) met in an affluent society for majority of the population, philosophers, researchers and politicians understand people are doing a lot of soul-searching, with religion usually being a solace to achieve inner peace and harmony with the environment.


Wealth and consumption no longer equate with happiness if the law of diminishing return applies.  Hence, wealthy nations enjoy higher standard of living may not necessarily be better off than the poorer nations in terms of Happiness Standard.
Measuring happiness and well-being can be very subjective.  Bhutan considered individual and societal values like psychological well-being, education, health, time management, culture, ecology, living standard and governance.  Other indexes include freedom, safety, entrepreneurial opportunity and inequalities of income.

No wonder the mega-rich are giving away like there is no tomorrow.  It is reported that 40 billionaires have taken the Gates-Buffett pledge to commit in handing out at least half of their fortunes during their lifetimes or at death.  Sure their descendants would inherit much lesser but the world is made a better place as life-saving and life changing causes can kick off with the colossal sum available now. 

China with many newborn super-rich is now represented on the list, as the American tradition of philanthropy continues to spread around the world.  Thanks all to the full dedication of Gates to enable his Foundation clinched the top spot of philanthropist list with cumulative pledged sum in the region of US$190-240 billion.

How to be happy with or without money?

The 12 Commandments of Being Happy:

1.  Make up your mind to be happy.  Learn to find pleasure in simple things.

2.  Make the best of your circumstances.  No one has everything and everyone has something of sorrow intermingled with gladness of life.  The trick is to make the laughter outweighs the tears.


3.  Dont take yourself too seriously.  Dont think that somehow you should be protected from misfortune that befalls other people.

4.  You cant please everybody.  Dont let criticism worry you.

5.  Dont let your neighbour set your standards.  Be yourself.

6.  Do the things you enjoy doing but stay out of debt.

7.  Never borrow trouble. 
Imaginary things are harder to bear than real ones.

8.  Since hate poisons the soul, do not cherish jeolousy.  Avoid people who make you unhappy.  Treasure your loved ones.  Be appreciative to those who care to help and share.

9.  Have many interests.  If you cant travel, read about new places.

10.  Dont hold postmortems.  Dont spend your time brooding over sorrows or mistakes.  Dont be one who never gets over things.

11.  A busy person never has time to be unhappy.

12.  Be charitable. Do what you can for those less fortunate than yourself.

It is the season of giving.  Give generously to receive many more doses of happiness!!!

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+  Famous Zen master Shi Xiqian of the Tang Dynasty had a peculiar recipe for the secrets of good health and longevity – benevolence, wisdom, sincerity, integrity, love and caring are strong virtues one should uphold to lead a happy life.

+  Happy at all times and places:

(1)  Career

Frederick Herzberg: ‘THE POWERFUL MOTIVATOR IN OUR LIVES ISNT MONEY.  IT’S THE OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN, TO GROW IN RESPONSBILITIES, CONTRIBUTE TO OTHERS, AND BE RECOGNISED FOR ACHIEVEMENTS.”

(2)   Family

A family can be a constant source of happiness if we are able to masterfully allocate our resources, namely time, talents and energy. Naturally people become unhappy to see ruined relationships.

(3)  Oneself

Many times in life we are caught in a situation between doing ‘right‘ or ‘wrong‘.  Most of us are guilty of this ‘marginal costs’ mistake by allowing ourselves to do it wrong ‘just this once’.

(4)  Others

By noticing and appreciating others gives a person a purpose in life with good sense of well being and life satisfaction.  These individuals are more disposed to feel thankful in a bigger way when the occasion arises and constantly look out for such opportunities given their ability to appreciate a wider range of people and events.  For instance, being helped they are ready to show much appreciation and offer help in return instantly to repay others’ kindness.

In general, gratitude receives deserving rewards whilst ingratitude begets its own penalty.  Hence, the road to happiness is to increase the level of gratitude.

He explained that under such circumstances, the neuroendocrine system is in balance and function effectively, boosting one’s immunity.  On the other hand, a selfish individual who harbors negative thoughts are up to no good and has to be constantly on the alert.  This chemical imbalance pushes the boundaries of the cerebral cortex to a high state of tension, resulting in organ and immune system dysfunction that are detrimental to health.  Hence, a selfish mentality does not lead to a long life.

+  Recently, a Brazilian doctor named Martins did a 10 years’ studies and found that most long-lived people were good and respectable.  With always calm minds, they enjoy healthy relationships with people around and are always happy.

Wise saying:

^^The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

^^May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy.

^^When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don’t see the one which has been opened for us.


Any HERO out there?

  

Since time immemorial we have witnessed great leaders who undertake mammoth tasks at the helm of their careers. The trend for human evolution to the present era lies closely to leadership sought after for the survival of a group. The best-led group gets the most benefits and prevails whilst the worst-led group is likely to be eliminated.  Thus, the leader plays a vital role in steering the direction for the mass.




In the modern contemporary societies, capable leaders are seen holding corporate and political positions well-motivated with monetary benefits and showered with endless attention because they are so blessed to be the only few gems in a population of millions!

MIDDLE MANAGEMENT

The connecting link in the corporate hierarchy is the middle management comprising 50-60% of managers directly supervising about 80% or more of employees and majority of clients.  Sad to say, majority of them are not acting in their supervisory roles but merely performing as instruction bearers following the top directives.

What top management usually does not realise is that people skills at this level can contribute to 80% of a leader’s career success, whilst technical skills account for about 20%.  Failing to develop the right leadership skills can be disastrous, making strategic change and alignment difficult all through the business, and adversely affects the overall performance.

What can essentially go wrong is that most first-line leaders are promoted based on work performance only.  Hence, they have trouble in changing mindset required to be a leader. As they are technically sound, their work continue to be more of an ‘individual contributor’ nature rather than people-leadership focused.  As a result, most expend too much effort and time on low-value activities. Do not expect any coaching on their staff as they may not know when and how to do it.

The missing links for successful first-line management development:

+  Think like a leader
+  Engage people
+  Coach a team
+  Get results through others


TOP MANAGEMENT

Data shows that the personality of the CEO counts for somewhere between 14-17% of the variance in a firm’s performance.  Again, research shows not all bosses can lead.  The hypothesis that leadership is an ART not a SCIENCE seems to be accurate. Hence, talent for leadership seems an inborn characteristic that is hard to be replicated. Those who are gifted with the essential qualities pick up such skills readily while those who are less inclined have to put in more conscious efforts.

As an extension to how middle managers are elevated, close observation in many organisations showed people are rarely promoted to senior positions based on their talent for leadership.  Rather, the high designations are often based on internal policies which favor promotion by default.

As most people are born followers, having someone in the group to lead the pack is vital for co-existence.  Real leaders are independent people who know who they are, what they believe in and think for themselves. Expectations for him or her revolve around some distinctive traits:

+  INTEGRITY –  Great business leadership is characterized by honesty, truthfulness and straight dealing with every person, under all circumstances. To them, integrity should never be compromised and an utmost willingness to devote resources to the group and not for his own purposes.

+  JUDGEMENT – In an imperfect world, there is no such thing as good judgment.  The basis of good judgment in business is at best 50% or half of all decisions made are wrong.  Most importantly, good judgment is being willing to repair bad judgment.

+  COMPETENCE - Leaders are committed to excellent performance of the business task and to take opportunities present in the environment his organisation is operating in to seek continuous improvement. People at all levels are also engaged to continually innovate, improve and embrace change which may require thinking “out of the box”.

+  VISION – With an intense desire to perform, a true leader is able to explain and justify his actions for any worthwhile goal. To do that, he or she needs the ability to predict and anticipate the future (pro-act). However, in the face of setbacks, disappointments and temporary failures experienced, he acts courageously and radiates the confidence that all difficulties can be overcome and all goals are attainable (re-act).

+  EMOTIONAL MATURITY - Leaders are calm, cool and controlled in the face of problems, difficulties and adversity. At the same time, they are sensitive people with empathy, feelings and motivations towards their people.



Summary

Differentiating leadership and management is necessary. A manager only manages things or project. An effective leader is capable of inspiring people to soaring performances because no one wants to be a disappointment.  Studies have revealed that employees do not leave a job for money alone (pull factor).  More often, people tend to leave when they feel unappreciated or not making an impact (push factor).

The prime responsibility of a top leader is to orchestrate the entire process with sound planning and a lot of hard work, delivered consistently from across the entire organisation. To create this impact everyone must be able to understand, accept and reflect the true values that define the corporate culture and drive people to be committed in going the extra mile to achieve higher individual success so as to help in achieving ultimate corporate success in the fastest way.

Anyone keen to take up the challenge?

Monday, 12 May 2014

Job ! Job !! Job !!! (with jokes)

  

Very often we write and fine tune resume many times before sending out the application. However, do we seriously think hard how to handle an interview when the opportunity comes?

Wonder how some people can easily clinch a job during an interview when most applicants failed to impress. 

The trick lies in how prospective employees stand in their power and enlighten employers on their VALUE.

Listed below are some tips and strategies for effective interviewing from preparation through delivery.  Successful interviewing is essentially a quick process in closing up an offer.  Knowing as much as possible about the company can make your interview more interactive and could be just what you need to get ahead in a competitive job market.



HOT TIPS TO APPLY DURING INTERVIEW !

1.  Take the opportunity to learn the business conditions, rather than handling questions passively.  The purpose of this exercise is to differentiate individuals who can be a contributor.  Thus, dare to throw in ideas how the job can be done in a better way, if possible.

2.  Relate past working experience to new job and be able to share some useful information.  Most people are competent enough to complete assigned tasks and find the job mundane and not fulfilling.  If this is the attitude adopted, there is not much to share in the next job.

3.  Show, rather than tell, what you can do.  This shows you understand how the new job should be carried out and thus you are ready for it.  This is the same example of a staff who is capable of covering his senior’s duties well and thus ready for a promotion.

4.  Dare to propose non-standard ideas as you work through the hiring pipeline. Forward looking companies are constantly seeking out better corporate performance and this can only be accomplished with high quality and resourceful people at disposal.

5.  Be truthful. An interviewer usually wants to see your true self and judge how best you can work with them. If possible, the company may make provisions in your career plan to groom you to take on bigger role if you have a big dream to realise.

6.  Express you need.  No employee will value a candidate who does not value himself or herself.  This is to ensure you really fit into the job nicely and ready to give your best shot.

Also,

7.  View from the employer’s perspective what is needed.  Hence, it is not “I need the job” but ”Here is why you might need someone like me“.

Fine example

An elderly lady attended an interview for a customer service position and ended with the job, having competed fiercely with many young candidates.  She spoke about her past experience in handling clients, her profound interest in meeting requests and ability to explain procedures patiently.

Lastly, social networking can help you to land up on the right job. The people you associate with are your best conduits to jobs that become available as they know you well before you step into the interview room.

No excuse for not getting your NEXT job!

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Good academic achievement is likely to put you on a better footing.  The rest is up to an individual to prove his or her ability to perform.  Having the right attitude and aptitude are basic pre-requisities for success.  The sky is the limit for anyone to move up the corporate ladder.

Hence, getting the highest possible salary right should not be the priority if you are just starting out to hunt for a meaningful job. Most people are too pre-occupied with short term benefits and do not plan for long-term success. A dead end job or one which offers at best a rise of a level or two in the organization for the long term may not sound interesting for an ambitious person. The training and the contacts are far more important to really get a head-start in your career. A more organised approach can make a couple of raises and a promotion happening to advance your career in the next few years. You can then foresee what is in store for the next 10 years to come, and then map out a path to reach a higher goal.

No matter what stage of life you are in, you can organize yourself for success. Having a few years of related experience enables you to set your long term goals and then map out your own path for achieving them. Similarly, if you own a business or thinking about starting one, the same strategies should work too.

Career planning is a long-term commitment till you fully retired. Planning a good start in life is important for faster success. Having an objective in mind is critical to avoid losing track of time and direction out there.

FUNNY Applicants (jokes)

Bad examples
 
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever
been arrested?”
 
He answered, “No.”

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?”

The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”

+++++++++++++++++++++++

Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible and I admitted each time.”

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


“Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?”

“I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months.”

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++



An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be ten years from now?”

“Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon. I guess I’ll be on the golf course by now.”

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office.

“What is the meaning of this?” the manager asked. “When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years’ experience. Now we discover this is the first job you’ve ever had.”

“Well,” the young man said, “in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++


A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential employee’s application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before. He says to the man,

“For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage.”

“Well Sir,” the applicant replies, “the work is so much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing!”

++++++++++++++++++++++++++

The classified ad said, “Wanted: a very experienced lumberjack”.

A man answered the ad and was asked to describe his experience.

“I’ve worked at the Sahara Forest.”

“You mean the Sahara Desert” said the interviewer.

The man laughed and answered “Oh sure, that’s what they call it now!”

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

New Job techniques for INTERVIEWERS…..

Take the prospective employee and put him in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave him alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what he is doing.

*  If he has taken the table apart, put him in Engineering.

*  If he is counting the butts in the ashtray, assign him to Finance.

*  If he is waving his arms and talking out loud, send him to Consulting.

*  If he is talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for him.

*  If he is sleeping, he is Management material.

*  If he is writing up the experience, send him to the Technical Documentation team.

*  If he doesn’t even look up when you enter the room, assign him to Security.

*  If he tries to tell you it’s not as bad as it looks, put him into Marketing.

*  If he is wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, Software is his niche.

*  If he mentions what a good price we got for the table and chairs, send him to Purchasing.

*  If he mentions that hardwood furniture does not come from rainforests, Public Relations will suit him well.

Source:  http://www.workjoke.com/applicants-jokes.html

Friday, 14 February 2014

You DESERVED to be LOVED

This pacifying note to those lost in love and lovely pictures are some of my best collections from unknown sources.

Drowned in unrequited love? Read text to end your misery and despair... Also hope the colorful flowers can fascinate you to relook at how beautiful the world can be....

At times, we develop feelings for someone, but compelling reasons forbid the expression of love, or maybe the object of our affections cannot reciprocate our sentiments.

When this happens, it is common to fall into hopeless misery. We might give in to bitterness and wish we had never met the person or we might waste the rest of our lives on fruitless yearning. Worse still, we might be driven to accept someone we do not genuinely love in order to fill that void in our hearts.

Understanding that love is an emotion. A potent one, but nonetheless an entity which can be dimmed, transformed or transferred if necessary. It certainly serves nothing to grieve over someone you know can never be yours. So sometimes when
we know it is impossible, we have no choice but to dull our feelings, lest they plunge us into perilous depths.

Remove yourself from your situation and examine your internal and external circumstances carefully. Do you really love the person, or is your passion fueled by a selfish need? Does the person truly love you and is he or she worth fighting for? Are your tears worth shedding for someone who will cry for someone else?

Very often, we desperately seek one particular person's affections because we feel we do not deserve to be loved. We are held hostage by our perceived deficiencies and past misfortunes and so constantly search for acceptance and love. When we do not find them, we despair. We languish in a palace of ice we build for ourselves, and then demand that someone else come live within its frozen walls with us.

Note that the world is hardly that miniscule and the inner world, the realm of our spirit is boundless. When you believe that there is only that one person for you, and seek an impossible reciprocation with all the ruthless will of that conviction, there can only be suffering for you.

The inflicted pain is a consequent of your refusal to accept reality. You should not empathise yourself and sink into more misery.

You deserve to be with someone who truly loves you. That person exists but you would not find him or her in your palace of ice.

Step outside. Remember the warm sun and fresh air? Remember how you used to be your own person until you surrendered your happiness to a vain pursuit? Remember all the wonderful things you savored before you locked yourself up in that dreadful place? Embrace them again.

Do not seek love. For it will come to you if you truly know it.....


Corporate LESSONS

 




Corporate Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel,”

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,

“Who was that?”

“It was Bob the next door neighbour,” she replies.

“Great!” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson 2:

A priest offered a lift to a nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,

“Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest removed his hand. When changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,

“Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized.

“Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Corporate Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says,

“I’ll give each of you just one wish.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk.

“I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.

“Poof! She’s gone.

“Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.”

Poof! He’s gone.

“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,
“I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Corporate Lesson 4:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.

A rabbit asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”

The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Corporate Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull.

“They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bulls*!t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

BONUS FOR YOU!!!

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else…

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up. “

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down.”

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, “The bastard used coins!”

Morale of the story: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!


Eight WONDERFUL Gifts

 


GIFTS THAT DO NOT COST A CENT !
            

1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING...

But you must REALLY listen.
No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response.

Just listening.

2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION…

Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds.

Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.



3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER…

Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories.

Your gift will say, “I love to laugh with you.”

4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE…

It can be a simple “Thanks for the help” note or a full sonnet.

A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life.

5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT…

A simple and sincere, “You look great in red,” “You did a super job” or “That was a wonderful meal” can make someone’s day.

6) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR…

Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.

7) THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE…

There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone.

Be sensitive to those times and give the gift of solitude to others.




8) THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION…

The easiest way to feel good is to extend a kind word to someone, really it’s not that hard to say, Hello or Thank You.

Story of the ASS and ASSASSIN (joke)

 


Case 1: Here goes your ass!

A priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

He was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PRIEST’S ASS OUT FRONT!

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST’S ASS!

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10!

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE!

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is….

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery…and even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life…

Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

Case 2: Assassin wanted!

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists…2 men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. “Kill her!!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”

The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.

Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

“This gun is loaded with blanks”, she said. “I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

There it goes: The right MAN for the job is a WOMAN!

Monday, 3 February 2014

Be INSPIRED!

 


In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition for the executives of the Decca recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians, one executive said,

“We don’t like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.”

The group was called The Beatles.

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In 1944, Emmeline Snively, director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency, told modeling hopeful Norma Jean Baker,

“You’d better learn secretarial work or else get married.”

She went on and became Marilyn Monroe.

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In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, fired a singer after one performance. He told him,

“You ain’t goin’ nowhere….son. You ought to go back to drivin’ a truck. ”

He went on to become the most popular singer in America named Elvis Presley.

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876, it did not ring off the hook with calls from potential backers. After making a demonstration call, President Rutherford Hayes said,

“That’s an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them?”

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When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it to work. A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times. He said,

“I never failed once. I invented the light bulb. It just happened to be a 2000-step process.”


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In the 1940s, another young inventor named Chester Carlson took his idea to 20 corporations, including some of the biggest in the country. They all turned him down.

In 1947 after seven long years of rejections! He finally got a tiny company in Rochester, New York, the Haloid company, to purchase the rights to his invention an electrostatic paper-copying process.

Haloid became Xerox Corporation we know today.

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Wilma Rudolph was the 20th of 22 children. She was born prematurely and her survival was doubtful. When she was 4 years old, she contacted double pneumonia and scarlet fever, which left her with a paralysed left leg.

At age 9, she removed the metal leg brace she had been dependent on and began to walk without it. By 13 she had developed a rhythmic walk, which doctors said was a miracle. That same year she decided to become a runner. She entered a race and came in last. For the next few years every race she entered, she came in last. Everyone told her to quit, but she kept on running. One day she actually won a race and followed by another. From then onwards she won every single race entered.

Eventually this little girl, who was told she would never walk again, went on to win three Olympic GOLD medals.

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The morale of the above stories:

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved. No obstacle how enormous it be can block a determined mind.

You gain strength, experience and confidence by every experience where you really stop to look fear in the face of adversities. You must do the thing you cannot do. Truly, the finest steel gets sent through the hottest furnace. Hard knocks may be a blessing in disguise.

A winner is not one who never fails, but one who NEVER QUITS!

In LIFE, remember that you pass this way only once!

Let’s live life to the fullest and give it our extreme best to enjoy a blissful life.

Treat every relationship as if it’s the last one, then you’ll know how to GIVE. Treat every moment as if it’s the last day, then you’ll know how to TREASURE.

Not so CLEVER woman (joke)

 


As a woman was out golfing one day, she hits the ball into the woods. Upon entering the woods, she found a frog in a trap.


The frog begged to her, “If you were to release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman did so, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more!”

The woman thought it is a good deal and quickly said, “That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and his eyes would set on me only.”

So, there she became the most beautiful woman in the world!


For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “Do you agree that your husband will be the richest man in the world with wealth ten times of yours.”

The woman said, “That’s fine, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So there she’s the richest woman in the world!

As for her third wish, she asked for a ridiculous request: “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers: If this is the end of the joke for you stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: More for you. Please scroll down

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: “Women are really dumb but think they are really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.”

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you never listen!!! Women always feel privileged. Why?



Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.

Who is the intelligent one?