As a woman was out golfing one day, she hits the ball into the woods. Upon entering the woods, she found a frog in a trap.
The frog begged to her, “If you were to release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman did so, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more!”
The woman thought it is a good deal and quickly said, “That’s okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and his eyes would set on me only.”
So, there she became the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “Do you agree that your husband will be the richest man in the world with wealth ten times of yours.”
The woman said, “That’s fine, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So there she’s the richest woman in the world!
As for her third wish, she asked for a ridiculous request: “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers: If this is the end of the joke for you stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: More for you. Please scroll down
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: “Women are really dumb but think they are really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.”
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you never listen!!! Women always feel privileged. Why?
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.
Who is the intelligent one?
The woman did so, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more!”
The woman thought it is a good deal and quickly said, “That’s okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and his eyes would set on me only.”
So, there she became the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “Do you agree that your husband will be the richest man in the world with wealth ten times of yours.”
The woman said, “That’s fine, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So there she’s the richest woman in the world!
As for her third wish, she asked for a ridiculous request: “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers: If this is the end of the joke for you stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: More for you. Please scroll down
???????
???????
???????
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: “Women are really dumb but think they are really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.”
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you never listen!!! Women always feel privileged. Why?
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.
Who is the intelligent one?
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