Indian chief vs Red Indian chief (jokes)

  

Case 1 :  Indian Chief

One day, an Indian father makes a proposal to his grown-up son.

Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son:  No way. I will choose my own bride!!!

Dad: But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter..

Son: Really? if so… ok

Next dad approaches Bill Gates

Dad: I have a husband for your daughter….

Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry !!!!

Dad: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Ah, if so … ok

Finally dad goes to see the President of the World Bank…

Dad: I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice-President.
President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!

Dad: But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.

President: ‘Ah, if so… ok’

See this is how wonderful the Indian businessmen conduct their dealings.

Case 2 :  Red Indian Chief

It was autumn time, and the Red Indian tribe asked their New Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. As a modern Red Indian chief, he was unable to provide the weather forecast.

As winter is usually cold, he replied that this time should not be an exception and that the members of the village should be prepared and start collecting wood.

After thinking over the matter for few days, he came up with a brilliant idea to make it happened. He called the National Weather Service from the phone booth and asked ‘Is the coming winter going to be cold?’

‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,’ the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to stock up more wood.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.


‘Is it going to be a very cold winter?’

‘Yes,’ the same guy replied,

‘It’s definitely going to be a very cold winter.’

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the Centre again.

‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’

‘Absolutely,’ This time the same guy replied. ‘It’s going to be one of the coldest winters ever’

”How can you be so sure?’ the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, ‘The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.’

This is how stock markets work!!! It is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

See any similiarity in both cases?

BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHERS FLOCK AND DIE TOGETHER !!!

The influential power of HEARSAY applies in any community.  Do your diligent homework and do NOT be fooled by others easily.