Joke # 175 year old man got married to a 15 year girl. On their first night both were crying - why???
She did not know anything, and he had forgotten everything!
Joke # 2A kid asked the priest "Father, what is your pastime?"
The priest tapped the kid's shoulder and replied: "Nun (none), my child, nun."
Joke # 3
Boy 1: Why did you run away from the naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will turn to stone and a part of me was
already getting hard!!
Q: What was the cause of the break up between Prince Charles and Lady D?
A: Lady D discovered that not all rulers have 12 inches.
Joke
# 5OLD MAN: Can you give me an erection?
FAITH HEALER: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer, but I'm sorry I cannot raise the dead.
2 employees were caught naked and having sex in the office by the guard.
GUARD: Aha! Violating company rules!
MAN: What rule?
GUARD: Not wearing uniforms.
Joke # 7
Q: What is the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology. If he looks like the neighbor, that's sociology.
Joke # 8Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read:
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED"
Joke # 9At the movie house.
GIRL: Honey, the man beside me is masturbating.
BF: Just ignore him dear.
GIRL: I can't. He's using my hand!!
Joke # 10
Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
Your name pls.
“Abdul Aziz ”
“Sex? ”
“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matter, sometimes even camel!”
Joke # 12
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.
But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man.
Joke # 13A camel and an elephant met.
The elephant asked the camel "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies, "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it!
Joke # 16Q: Define Impotence?
A: It's nature's way of saying "NO HARD FEELINGS".
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